The other day my car got stuck in an icy parking lot at the bottom of an icy hill and some guys wearing Carhartt helped pull me out. These guys were very cool. They drove cool trucks and had cool tools that they used to figure out the situation as I stood there like a jackass watching them take care of business. At a certain point, I kind of waddled over next to them with my hands on my waist and did that little lean in thing that you do when you're trying to give the appearance that you know what's going on. Ah, yes. That thing. Do that thing. I pointed a lot, and attempted to contribute to the conversation by mumbling. After they got me out, I wanted to offer them money but I didn't have any cash and so I tried to Venmo them but they looked at me like, well, you know. So we shook hands and I got in my car and we all moved on with our Sunday. On my drive back home I listened to country music and thought about cowboy hats. Then I parked and went inside and sat down at the computer and looked at my soft hands. Anyway I'm thinking about buying a truck on Craigslist. Anyone got any truck recommendations?
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